THE BRITANNIA PIPE BAND
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MEET THE BAND
MEET OUR MEMBERS
We're chatty and we're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
We're altogether ooky,
We're The Britannia Pipe Band
Dick
Pipe Major / Piobaireachd Enthusiast (Yawn)
Dick, also known to his friends as 'Pipe Major', 'Yes Sir', and 'Slave Driver' but known to his wife as 'No you cant pipe dinner in', is an integral member of the Britannia Pipe Band, bringing us not only leadership but many, many, many - far too many - years of piping experience.
Dicks interesting hobbies are piping, talking about piping, teaching piping and.... piping. Dicks dream is to start the Danny Boy set together...
Ken
Secretary / Father Of The Band
Ken, known to his friends as 'Daddy' (because there is a high possibility its true) is not to be confused with Geppetto or Norman the English Bulldog.
Ken enjoys twitching, the occasional pint (or more), practicing his chanter and is a connoisseur of the M25.
Ken's dream is to become the Queens personal piper.
Kevin
Lead Tip/ Quiz Master Extraordinaire
Kevin, known to his friends as Lead Tit... er, Tip, has found Salvation in heading up The Britannia Pipe Band's Army of snare drummers. Kevin has his very own fan base, lovingly dubbed 'Kevins Angels'. When he is not being photographed by women of a certain age, Kev can be found indulging in his favourite tipple... Irn Bru. Kevins secret passion is to be a Piper.
Keith
Events and Social Secretary/ One Man Quiz Team
Keith, known to his only friend as Captain Birds-Eye, is a talented member of TBPB - having represented the band as both drummer and piper. Keiths pride and joy is trimmed and oiled daily by his own personal barber who lives in a shed at the end of the garden. Keith currently organises our band jobs.
Vicky
Multi-Musician - Bugle, Tenor, Piper, Triangle
Vicky, known to her friends as Sticky, because just like her, her friends have no imagination. Vicky makes up 1/3 of the Holy Trinity that is Kevins Angels. Sticky also moonlights as a piper and when not at TBPB, is forever blowing her own horn (in Eb). Vicky's face and hair enjoy icecream whilst her mouth enjoys a vodka&coke. In her spare time she can often be found... but we tend not to.
Kevin
Lead Tip/ Quiz Master Extraordinaire
Kevin, known to his friends as Lead Tit... er, Tip, has found Salvation in heading up The Britannia Pipe Band's Army of snare drummers. Kevin has his very own fan base, lovingly dubbed 'Kevins Angels'. When he is not being photographed by women of a certain age, Kev can be found indulging in his favourite tipple... Irn Bru. Kevins secret passion is to be a Piper.